New to eating the rich? This is a great place to start!

This page has all our recipes, each with easy-to-follow instructions. Our recipes have been handcrafted around one of the many billionaires available to us – each billionaire offers a unique flavor profile, based on the conditions in which they were raised and the communities they have preyed upon to grow fat. Since it’s time for the harvest, now is the perfect time to learn these recipes to share with your friends and family! 

Some billionaires are tender and soft, having gained most of their wealth through inheritance and luck. Others are better suited for stews and roasts – decades of shorting wages and canceling benefits make these scroogey billionaires tough and gritty. Christmas is looking pretty bleak, Tiny Tim.

However, all billionaires are healthy, nutritious, and can be ethically harvested! 

Pick your favorite (or least favorite) billionaire to get started. Your taste buds will thank you.

Not hungry? That’s okay! We have lots of other content to help you better understand the health benefits of the guillotine diet and even some resources to help you get started locally!

If you haven’t figured it out by now, this entire site is satire. We are obviously not advocating for cannibalism or violence of any kind. Billionaires are not visionaries – they are wealth hoarders who take from the working class through wage theft, tax loopholes, reliance on taxpayer-funded corporate welfare, and more. We are using our right to speak freely to advocate for taxation policy reforms that establish a truly democratic society.

Thanks for being here! Please feel free to share our site with your friends and family! You might be surprised by who agrees with you about taxing the ultra-wealthy when you frame it right.