Here, you’ll find everything you need to sharpen your blades. All these billionaires aren’t going to harvest themselves – we’ve got work to do, people! 

Everyone knows the first step to a successful billionaire harvest is the preparation of the blade. As evidenced throughout history, a simple blade of ample length works just fine for harvesting individual billionaires. But, it might take a few swings…

When our ancestors were faced with crushing wealth inequality, times called for more serious efforts to cull the ultra-wealthy classes – the guillotine was the preferred method. With this innovative device, you can process dozens of the ultra-wealthy in a single afternoon! Bring a few friends, make it a shindig.

If you aren’t already familiar, we encourage you to get to know the fascinating history of the guillotine as a tool for wealth redistribution.

However, we find that a sharp wit, properly applied through organized labor and community, can effectively cleave even the most egregious billionaires. 

If you are ready to get started, head on over to The Butcher Shop to get high-quality cuts of your favorite billionaires from industry experts!

If you haven’t figured it out by now, this entire site is satire. We are obviously not advocating for cannibalism or violence of any kind. Billionaires are not visionaries – they are wealth hoarders who take from the working class through wage theft, tax loopholes, reliance on taxpayer-funded corporate welfare, and more. We are using our right to speak freely to advocate for taxation policy reforms that establish a truly democratic society.

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