The Guillotine Diet

Billionaires are healthy and delicious!

What is “The Guillotine Diet?”

In business, value is created by a large number of workers, while a small number of grifters hoard the majority of wealth for themselves. You know the old saying: “boss makes a dollar, I make a dime”… maybe in the 1950’s! Nowadays, it’s more like “boss makes $30, I still only get a dime.” This wealth hoarding has happened repeatedly, across various societies and cultures, throughout much of human history. 

Modern capitalism is extremely efficient at creating ultra-wealthy individuals – whether we’re counting the 900+ billionaires cultivated in the “free market” loving USA, or the 1,100 billionaires ripened in Chinese state-sanctioned capitalism, one thing is clear – capitalism is great at making some people too wealthy! As it stands today, capitalism has produced thousands and thousands of billionaires, ripe with overly stuffed pockets and coffers bursting at the seams!


Now that they have fully ripened, it’s time to harvest. But don’t feel bad! This is just the natural circle of capital life in a capitalist system. When they talk about “trickle-down” economics, this is what they are talking about!! This is the Guillotine Diet – a tried and true method of extracting society’s earnings from the ultra-wealthy hoarders created in capitalism!

But how can we eat the rich, and will they even taste good?

Eating the rich is easy and delicious! With an abundance of billionaires ripe for the picking, there has never been a better time than now to begin your Guillotine Diet. Start by checking out how past societies have dealt with ultra-wealthy monarchs and elites. Then, dive deeper by checking out other articles in this section on topics like:

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If you haven’t figured it out by now, this entire site is satire. We are obviously not advocating for cannibalism or violence of any kind. Billionaires are not visionaries – they are wealth hoarders who take from the working class through wage theft, tax loopholes, reliance on taxpayer-funded corporate welfare, and more. We are using our right to speak freely to advocate for taxation policy reforms that establish a truly democratic society.

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